Three years ago at Christmas, my brother's super hot wife took sexy pix of herself on his Harley. I was almost all the way through our traditional Christmas morning breakfast, made by grandma, before I notice the HUGE picture above the mantle... it was very hot, and the fact that it stayed there all through Christmas (we're talking extended family all stays at a camp for several days) was hilarious. If U wanna c it, just look on my bro's FB pix. The next year, kind of as a joke, I took sexy pix of my other super cute sister-in-law with their old fashion bicycle. They actually turned out really good, kinda 40's pin-up girl look. That Christmas morning, the new sexy picture was up there.
So joke started that this year was my turn. Keep in mind, I am quite a bit older and chubbier than my little sisters(in law)... But Heather came over and I got all Fixed up and dressed down, with my main prop being our little pocket bike! It was really just for laughs, but when the pix came back I was shocked to find I didn't hate them! I honestly haven't had a picture of me in the last 5 years that I have liked, so to have these pix be the ones I like was really a surprise. So I blew up a few of my favs, with the biggest one gracing the mantle this Christmas. We now have them hanging in our bedroom and in Tom's office.
The reason I've posted them on FB is that, at almost 40-years-old and Blah blah blah pounds over-weight, I can still look good... it's really to remind me that I'm not dead yet. And that's with me being sick for more than 5 years, so imagine what I can do when I'm well. Admittedly, they're a bit racy, but really more covered than most ads these days. Also, if you are at all familiar with my FB postings, I have no problems with nudity! =^)
Why is it the heading picture on my blog? It represents what I'm doing here. I'm a bit over exposed. It's meant to shock and attract and amuse all at the same time. And cuz I like it.
Maybe it's also a warning to the easily offended... if you can't take that, then you won't like what I write, so just don't look! Feel free to have you're own reaction; I'm not easily offended. Then again, it might make me sad if you ask to borrow it, because your ass wants to go on vacation. (sorry, had to add an Ash quote into this one... it's been evil dead/ army of darkness day for me.)
loves and laughs, -jay-
ps. Aaron is doing stand up comedy this sunday night in sprinfield, OR:
Location: Two Friends Pizza & Pub
Time: 9:00 pm
Cost: Free
Age Restrictions: 21 & Over
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